Cut leaves by Rory Macbeth.

everyone has already seen this photo, hopefully! i had super cheap laser prints available at the merch table. I have like 30 left. If you want them, you can have them for FREE! Just send me a self addressed stamped envelope. Email me and i’ll send you my address: xiuxiushirts@gmail.com – only 30 left…

since the prints are super super super cheap, and who wants that?????? – i put the high res file on flickr. just click the above image, then click on “different sizes,” then click on the biggest one and save it to your computer. you can make your own big prints (print it yourself on your computer, or take it a photolab on a CD and they’ll enlarge it nicely), or do something creative….. i don’t care what you do – put it/print it/ appropriate it wherever – no copyright, i won’t sue you.

other note: i was able to heat up the hummus mold for one minute b/c mylinh was chatting and she just insipidly said “no stop no stop” and it lasted a whole minute in there. YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that last post was by jamie if you didn’t “get it”

“hi man” – the “man” is D2

mylinh’s roommates left moldy hummus on the kitchen counter. it’s so gross. i put it in the microwave and heated it up to see what would happen but she stopped it after 5 seconds.

did you know jamie keeps a jar of mold on tour for good luck? it is from rotten tofu from when he was in japan. that was like 4 years ago. it is bright orange like the color of tangerines. i once tried to open it but jamie stopped me and gave me an hour lecture on why I shouldn’t open it. He said it is poisonous. I tried to do scientific research to see if it would actually be dangerous, and not just gross. I got as far as wikipedia. I changed the mold article to say that tofu mold is not poisonous, but when i showed it to jamie someone had fixed it. what a loser. I wonder if i could have died. thanks Jamie for potentially saving my life!

hi man

for some reason blogger wont let me on. can you post this for me please THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

(my brother is looking into it)

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hotline #13 YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU #1

thank you to all who called! nina you were funny sorry to have missed you too.

i hope i heard these answers well enough

name :dr. brauner

asleep or awake? asleep as i work the grave yard shift and cannot move

worst sin? i told a girl named irene that real crystals don’t shatter so in the lunch line i pulled her’s off her neck and smashed it on the floor and told her “see it was just glass”

where is your heart now? in my testicles. i have a urinary tract infection and am going to pass a kidney stone. i am pissing blood

what is your weapon? my kidney stone. if you think diamonds should be worth alot than this fucking kidney stone is priceless as it was made just from me! it is like a screw is in my back. this is my 2nd one. the first time i had no health care. i am going to med school and am going to work in low cost health care clinics. everyine deserves health care!!!!!! i am physically giving my self a thumbs up. my roommate think i am nuts. i screwed up.

the next set of questions about YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are up on the hotline of hotlicks hotchicks hotdicks hotcricks in your hot neck

P.S.(virginia tech guy i did not post your email to “torment” you but just to provide your side as well. please know it was coming from a place of respect for your thoughts. although i am certainly not above fucking with you/telling you to get fucked in this case i am not. xoxoxoxox this is the end of this conversation from my end.)

is this going to turn into another “miranda” thing on the blog?

a response to that email that jamie posted:

1) i was not related to any of those people in virginia, so does that mean i shouldn’t care? you cared because it was personal to you. it wasn’t personal to me, so, by your reasoning, I should not care?

2) i was going to write a 2 and 3 but i don’t want to anymore.

3) wait, i will make a #3: email said it had nothing to do with politics – that’s stupid – what doesn’t have to do with poltics? – when you live in a world defined by a politcal order everything that falls within that order is political – the personal is political, wait, who said that? i think a black panther? fuck, i didn’t eat at the black muslim bakery when i was in oakland, fuck!

if the sea level rising is political…
or the birds in the sky…
or traffic on a freeway…
or the clothes on my body…
or the spelling of words…

why isn’t a shooting political?

politics is not necessarily just guerrilla fighters, prime ministers, or those who cheated in the primaries.

on another note, those shirts that were being sold online are back for sale. more coming soon. fuck, i should have got those shirts from this tour while xiu was in LA. get them soon before I am here in three weeks

tres ciento!

btw i’m still on tour. tonights merch table will be south La Paz at the tip of Baja. tomorrow i’m taking a boat to mailand mexico, i’ll try to get to Paracho to set up merch there. Maybe I’ll pick up a guitar while i’m there.

i miss you D2

HOTLINE # 13
HARRISBURG, PA LINE #13
HARRISON FORD LINE # HAN SOLO
it is called……

“you you YOU YOU you YOU yOu” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE WILL BE A SET OF QUESTIONS
ONE PERSON’S ANSWERS WILL BE POSTED EVERYDAY
PLEASE dont like lie ok
please call when you are drunk OR sober and dont get pissed/angry/raging full on if you be posted by moi
please speak slowly and briefly
i type slow really slow
Hyunhye and Caralee and David have commented on my turtle/tortoise fingers

we will be playing at the university of minneappolis on friday
see you there unless i poke my eyes out (please don’t do this for me) and then i will feel you there on the cheek

“dude there’s a time and a place. is it really necessary to bring your personal politics into everything? some asshole walked into a school and shot a bunch of kids. my girlfriend’s school, an hour away from my house. so yeah, the situation is personalized. it’s what people tend to do. monday, i didn’t fucking care about people dying in the middle east. just as i’m sure if our own asshole army bombed some iraqi/iranian/whatever familiy’s house on monday i’m sure that family didn’t spend the day grieving for the 32 people cho killed at VT. any unnatural death is horrible, but it’s hard to personalize something that is essentially not connected to my daily life. what happened monday was and is. and it had nothing to do with politics or war, so you shouldn’t have used it as a reason to rant on those subjects. you might as well bring up gun control issues for gods sake. or fucking join the westboro baptist church. i realize i’m going way over the top but it’s just to illustrate that you have to draw the line somewhere. you shouldn’t connect these two entirely separate tragedies, or imply that being affected by them differently shows indifference or desensitization to either. it’s disrespectful and it does “detract from the horror” of the situation, or at least your apparent sense of it. i dunno. if you’ve continued reading, jamie of xiu xiu, know that your band has been a favorite of mine for years. but i can’t figure out how your music manages to stay colorful when your views are so obviously black and white (ZAP ZAM ZOW!)”

hi jamie and i are in another band called XXL. one of the tracks from our new record spicchiology? is on our other band member fabrizio’s myspace page. it is called “King of the Koalas”. also you should check out all the music fabrizio is involved with because he is the queen of the universe! thank you thank you

http://www.myspace.com/fabriziomodonesepalumbo