wilbert “hey you have an ass and titties orbit.”
jamie”what?”
wilbert”open your eyes when you dance.”
jamie”i just want to be dead.”
goth chick #1″ do you want a snow cone?”
jamie”what?”
goth chick #1 ” a snow cone…”
jamie”what will this do to me?”
goth chick #1″it will refresh you…?”
jamie”i’ll take the red one.”
goth chick #2″have i seen you before?”
jamie”were you in jail in the last 10 years?
goth chick #2″”what?”
jamie”forget it”
goth chick #2″ why were you in jail?”
jamie “for not observing the 1st amendment.”
goth chick #2″oh.”
goth chick #3″my friends ditched me do you want to dance?”
jamie”what?” takes out ear plug.
goth chick #3″do you want to dance with me?”
jamie “you will regret it.”
wilbert”my wife has no face and it has passed to the dna of my baby.”
jamie to hot dyke with no shoes on but with sparkle high heels on the dance floor,”dorothy wants to know if those are blood diamonds!”
hot dyke ” click click click there is no place like home. eat my pussy ass boy!”
jamie “i am not single!!!!!! leave me alone!”
hot dyke”who cares?”
jamie”i am gonna take your baby to the lab and graft it onto abraham lincolns corpse!”
hot dyke “you dance like you are gonna cry.”
jamie “who the fuck are you talking to!?”

oh
fuck
this
ok
fuck
this
hey
you
stewart
are
you
getting
crazy
no
no
no
you
are
getting
more
than
that
thank
you
fucking
self
for
being
such
a
fucking
bore
just
go
die
already!
jesus christ i need you please calm my mind it is broken
jesus christ i need you please calm my heart it is feeling impossible
also my friends who were supposed to help me tonite are chasing a dog down the street
instead of getting me drunk
i am lower than a dog
that
is
why
i
want
to
die
everyday
that
makes
sense

Jul 7 2007 8:00P
Fu-Long Beach outside of Taipei, Taiwan

Morrissey chooses death site
(Monday June 11, 2007 12:02 AM)

Morrissey has chosen the venue where he wishes to be buried at the time of his death.

The former Smiths star wants to be laid to rest in Los Angeles at celebrated graveyard Hollywood Forever, alongside the likes of Johnny Ramone.

The revelation coincides with Morrissey’s performance in the showbiz capital on Friday night, where he played a rapturously received two-hour set to 18,000 people.

Speaking about the plans for his body, he said: “I like Hollywood Forever. I’ve sat there for a very long time and felt quite good about it.

“I’ve even considered putting money down for reserving a spot”, he explained, before revealing what he would like inscribed on his tombstone.

“I always felt I wanted nothing more than my name, birth date, death date and all three names, Steven Patrick Morrissey.”

The concert at the Hollywood Bowl spanned his entire career, opening with The Smiths’ classic “The Queen Is Dead” and concluding with “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out”.
Speaking to the crowd, Morrissey said: “It’s been 15 years since they allowed me into the Hollywood Bowl, so thank you for sustaining your interest, or renewing your interest.

“Or if you were born in the last 15 years, as most of you were, I’m very grateful.”

Morrissey’s set-list was as follows, according to the NME:

“The Queen Is Dead”
“Last Of The Famous International Playboys”
“Ganglord”
“National Front Disco”
“Disappointed”
“Girlfriend In A Coma”
“Let Me Kiss You”
“The Boy With A Thorn In His Side”
“Every Day Is Like Sunday”
“Irish Blood, English Heart”
“All You Need Is Me”
“First Of The Gang To Die”
“I Just Want to See the Boy Happy”
“I Will See You In Far Off Places”
“That’s How People Grow Up”
“Life is a Pigsty”
“How Soon Is Now”
“Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want”
“You’re Gonna Need Someone On Your Side”
“There Is A Light That Never Goes Out”

oh hey if you were wondering if life was not pointless and mean, well i wanted to remind you that it is. sorry to bum you out but it is. or at least until jan 2008.

haiku of the day by jamie the fuck my own ragged attempts at being brave circa 2007

fuck this, i hate you
i wish i was dead by ape
primate assassin

Cosmonaut fractured her leg. Granola, her brother, would lick her anis because she was in too much pain to clean herself after she pooped. Would your brother lick your butt-hole if you broke your leg and couldn’t wipe yourself?

oh this poster is really cool too:

hi we are playing at the capital idea! festival in ottawa, on. thats canada. we are playing at babylon. 8pm. mon. june 25th. we are playing with one of my favorite people on earth chris garneau. so you should come. ok?