former ghost tour diary number #2

our first show last night in prague was good. thank you prague! this morning jakub, iva and i walked to staromestske square.

i am quite sure i have not only brutalized the proper capitalization but the spelling as well. however the square is incredible. i have been there 2 times before but for some reason this time it really hit me. on occasion looking around is extra-elating! thank you eyes!

for lunch i had a pear in ginger bread sauce. on occasion eating is extra-elating! thank you mouth!

on the drive to vienna jakub told me-

“you have had no liquid incomes for 3 hours.”

this means that he is worried that i am not drinking enough water. however it was so cold in the van that all of our water is frozen. also i am reading one day in the life of ivan denisovich, which is about freezing to death in the gulag. this makes it seem colder of course but adds an slight experiential realism to the book.

the show is vienna was good as well. thank you vienna!

a woman drove to the show from slovenia and asked for the set list justifying the request to the distance she had driven. however, the set list we have is a joke set list of the following song titles~

1)N.O. TITS

2)WINTERS TRANSVESTITE

3)MOTHER OF ALL FUCKERS

4)DREAMS OF SLITS

5)HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTOCKS

6)CHOICES OF INBRED SLUTS

7)KISS  MY STUMP

8)THE DAYS WILL GET DRENCHED IN CUM

9)TAURINE NUDIST

10)THIS IS MY LAST FINGER HOG

of course freddy gave it to her. thank you slovenia!


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